And I don't mean to those stinkin' spiders around 'ere.
Sparrow and I were having a lovely cuddle today.
I said to him: "Sparrow, will you cuddle me even when you are a big boy"
Sparrow: "yes mum"
I said: "So you will cuddle me even when you are 27?"
I said: "why not?!"
Sparrow: "Because you'll be dead".
So if anyone goes looking for me in the next 22 years, don't be surprised if you can't find me......
He's a crack up this one.