An early death

And I don't mean to those stinkin' spiders around 'ere.

Sparrow and I were having a lovely cuddle today.

I said to him:  "Sparrow, will you cuddle me even when you are a big boy"

Sparrow: "yes mum"

I said: "So you will cuddle me even when you are 27?"

Sparrow:  "No"

I said: "why not?!"

Sparrow: "Because you'll be dead".

So if anyone goes looking for me in the next 22 years, don't be surprised if you can't find me......

He's a crack up this one.